Road Rage: Symptoms and Diagnosis

Do you ever find your pulse quickening while you are behind the wheel? Perhaps you find your blood boiling while idling in traffic? Do you ever feel like you have become a completely different person while driving? Maybe while on the road you transform into something like this....

If any of these characteristics sound familiar you may be suffering from road rage. 

Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: 

• Muttering threats and general grunting.  
• Slamming the steering wheel.
• Constant cravings for french fries, milk shakes, Doritos, pizza and anything else unhealthy that you can consume in mass quantities. 
• Your music tastes suddenly change to classic rock, country etc. 
• The radio is only ever on adds
• Every lane you change into immediately comes to a stand still.
• Immediate need to use the bathroom. 

Diagnosis: 

• Avoid rush-hour at ALL costs.
• Keep a variety of music genres in the car at all times. 
• Symptoms are exaggerated in stick shift cars, in construction, faulty AC, when you are on any sort of schedule, construction, and construction.

If you find yourself with any or all of these symptoms consult with a treat of your choice and get off the road as soon as possible.