Oh my word. If I collected my tears of hysteria just now, I could move to Romania and set myself up as a very successful con-artist specializing in artificial rain tasting suspiciously like salt water. The best thing about it is that it is LITERALLY the same story for you every single morning. Literally. You really do set about 25 alarms and sleep through/turn off in your sleep all of them. All that is left for this to be a documentation of your actual life is for you to cut your hair and purchase a gun. I would happily assist you in both of those fields. Just say the word and I'm your woman.
Oh my word. If I collected my tears of hysteria just now, I could move to Romania and set myself up as a very successful con-artist specializing in artificial rain tasting suspiciously like salt water. The best thing about it is that it is LITERALLY the same story for you every single morning. Literally. You really do set about 25 alarms and sleep through/turn off in your sleep all of them. All that is left for this to be a documentation of your actual life is for you to cut your hair and purchase a gun. I would happily assist you in both of those fields. Just say the word and I'm your woman.
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