Threats

Aileen, took it upon herself to threaten me into posting. This is the result.

I came across this email, titled ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
enclosed was the message:
I'm so sick of seeing "Interpreters" I could lynch you.

Please remedy this mournful condition.

Many thanks,

Anne Shirley

Only a day latter, I received this lovely, uplifting message
Warning

Dear Dennis Brain,

I think it only fair to warn you that your lynching is imminent. Please also remember that lynching is much worse than a mere hanging.

If your brain is bogged down in a land devoid of ideas let me proffer the suggestion that you post about something hyst.

Sincerely yours,

Charlotte Bronte

All I can say is at least she referred to me as Dennis Brain.