Girls' State and Summer Fest quotes

Well Kristen's post contains most of the summer fest quotes but here's just a few.

Girls' State

Jane: hyperventilating after seeing a boy, " I wonder if this is what girls in the 18th century felt like."

Jane: "Have you read Jane Eyre? Sorry I just have to molest you for a minute."

Sierra T.: "I will take passing notes VERY seriously."

Lauren L. : "Football camp came to Ephrium and trust me it's like driving through sheep except boys!"

guest speaker about the Revolutionary War : "the Haitian soldiers were camped across the river."

random candidate : "I am very integritous."

girl talking about not eating sweets: "I eat only bread, and occasionally ham."

me talking to a Veteran. "Where you in Pearl Harbor? Oh wait." "Pearl Harbor how old do you think I am?!"

Catie Brown: "Okay, my brain is like self destructing right now."

A few from Summer Fest!!

"Steep aside you messily trumpets and hear what it really sounds like."

"Trumpets, you don't mess with trumpets, there's too much ego. Trombones are much worse the only sign they know is 'shh!' And horns, they're the best musicians, and they let everyone know it."

Clinton to Catie: "Whenever you talk, I can't think."

"In the beginning he's just little Art, then he pulls the sword out and becomes king."

A Few of My Favorite Things

One Foot in the Prison Cell

Look familiar?












Well it soon will. I'll be moving in sometime this week.

This afternoon, I was listening to a message left on my phone from an unidentified number.

message: "Maren this is Deputy mumble mumble mumble. I have a few questions for you so call me back as soon as possibly."

Gulp.

I called back.

"uhh...hi, this is Maren Christen..."
"ahh yes, Maren, well just a second I'm driving."
pause...wait...
"Maren, who do you know that is, well, wanted."
"uhh..............none that I know of" (my voice became extremely high pitched and rather frog like.)
"Your number was put as So and So's contact. Is this correct."
"I have never heard of So and So, I'm sorry."
'sigh'..."Where do you live?"
"In Provo near BYU."
"So do I, I really don't like all the pedestrians. Well thanks for your time."
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